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Listener Reviews

LOVE!!!!!’
I look forward to listening to them everyday I can’t say enough good things about this show. I’m not from the south but hearing their southern stories makes me wish I was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ughh Amazing! 🤩
Mattie and Poodle — can we please be friends?! I honestly look forward to your episodes more than the show itself. You two are hilarious and so much fun to listen to! Thank you, thank you!
Love love love
Funny and thoughtful perspectives, I sooooo enjoy this podcast and highly recommend!**side note: we, the audience, are totally making fun of Nicole Kidman’s “I lovvvve the movies” ad. Of course she does, she’s in them. The people watching it are already at the movie theater waiting for it to start, so what is the point of making us suffer through this? 🤣🤣🤣 It’s given my husband and I the ick so much that we now go to Alamo Drafthouse where we neverrrrr have to see her celebrity-splain the wonder of movies.
Keep going queens!
Much love thanks for the entertainment
The BESSSSST
If you watch reality tv and you aren't listening to Mattie & Poodle what are you doing??? They are the best reality podcast in existence! I started listening to episodes about shows I watch. Then I started listening to episodes about show's I DON'T EVEN WATCH just because they're so good. Not just entertaining and hilarious but they also have excellent observations about cast motivations, attitudes, and choices. I'm now a subscriber. Get on board, sissies!!! 🩷
Caaaaaarrlllll!!
Finally figured out how to make a comment on my emotional support podcast! Keep going Queens!!
Theater Queens
Notes is actually my favorite song from Phantom as well! Loved hearing you launch into your rendition.
My emotional support podcast
I am watching the worst TV just to listen to these recaps. 😆
Love them…however
Who ever it is that is making that awful pig noise coming through their mouth/nose, is awful to hear..Please just laugh instead! 😂🤷🏻‍♀️
Love you guys
It makes my day when poodle makes references to Seinfeld, arrested development, and always sunny
Sissy Love
“Some Sissy just drove off the road…!,” Mattie. What other podcast. Truly. Genius.
Heartfelt and hilarious
One of my all time favorite duos!
Vinegar strokes
I love these guys.
Keep going queens!
Love these two so much. I go to these two when I need a comfy show to listen to. It’s like listening to two friends. I also really appreciate you two not ignoring the current horrors of our country. Sending you so much love for what you do!
Love
Always love listening!
Love them!
I don’t watch an episode without following up with a recap from these two! I love their takes on the cast members. Plus, the Mother Poodle stories and the Oklahoma asides send me every time 😆. **A must listen if you enjoy laughter!**
So much fun
I love listening to these two.
Love me my Mattie and Poods
What other podcast!
Love
Love the reviews on shows, movies and music. Thank you
You’re so welcome
Just found your podcast today and subscribed. I’m glad I could be part of your journey. The recap on 90 day. Fiancé was great. Keep up the good work so far so good definitely recommend.
If you want some smart foolishness….
This is the podcast for you. It’s the perfect mix of insightful commentary about reality show, self help and absolute ridiculousness. In a world that feels awful and aggressive this podcast is a little daily joy and escape for me.
Keep going queens!
Still giving you guys 5 stars because I have been obsessed for years! But Sissy! Please do not have Ellyn and Joey on again. I came for the normal show and needed uplifting, and their absolute negativity dims your shine. For him to say Stassi isn’t a real name, it’s actually Stacey?! Like google her before doing a podcast about her. And the Nick Viall shaming, intentionally saying his name wrong just gives me the ick. Hot takes- yes…. Catty nastiness- not so much.
LOVE Reality Gays
The funniest podcast. Love these guys.