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Podcast Perfection
Mattie and Poodle are the Sissies I never had! I have found my new home and promise to always take my shoes off before entering! 🥹🥹
Love ya’ll
You two are the best Mattie and Poods! Happy new year ! Love every accent ya’ll do!! I’ve had to pull over a few times I’m laughing so damned hard! Cheers to both or you we all love ya’s!
My Fav
I been with y’all since day 1 on the free feed. I been holding back, because it would have been too much, but I’m tired of holding back. I broke down and subscribed to the Apple audio feed and I’m not feeling guilty. This is my favorite podcast and I’m gonna enjoy it to the fullest;-)
Invisible sissy!
Apple subscriber here! My favorite podcast! Look forward to it every week. These two keep me cracking up and are the perfect balance. I go back and forth debating if I’m more of a Mattie or Poodle 😂
Hysterical
Wasn’t a fan at first… not gonna lie. I found you guys on another podcast favorite of mine, but you have since taken the top spot. NEVER MISS A PODCAST.. the voices, the commentary I’m always laughing.. even for shows I don’t watch.. I have to listen.. love you guys.. is it me or does the Karen voice sound like Dr. Huxtable 😂. Thanks for all of the laughs and recaps on our favorite shows.. keep em coming. I’m now going back and listening to older podcast episodes, and Matt I can’t get over the Aunt Diane voice I’m rolling!!!!
Love
You two are my favorite. Entertaining and hilarious. Love you both! Thank you for giving me a lil something to look forward to. Kisses and hugs.
Hawaii Sis!
Obsessed with RG’s coverage of the 90 Day franchise. I’ve started listening from the beginning and re-watching old episodes and have never laughed more than when Matty was trying to remember Sufjan Stevens! Love y’all!
Love
New fan! Obsessed 💙
TOE Tell All Pt 1!!!
These guys are hysterical! ❤️❤️❤️
Knowledge is Power
My entire world has opened up because of Mattie and Poodle. Southern stories? Ya’ll they end sad. (I am Southern and can verify) Do you love trash reality TV and judging people?👉🏻 Have you thought, “ wait, I know someone exactly like that dumb&@@“ while watching your favorite reality show?! I’ve got news for you! You’re clearly a Reality Gays Sissie! Carl?! Where should I go to laugh, learn, cry, question my knowledge and learn about musical theatre all while waiting for Miss Debbie’s mole Peewee to drop a bomb?
Thank you for your words
Thank you for your words that sum up my feelings too. Its so sad its depressing but thank you for laughs to make it better for an hr at least Love you guys!!
Giggling Gays
These two really give us girls something to giggle about in these sad times to be female or gay. I look forward to their take on reality shows as they are always on the mark and hilarious!
KGQs
My favorite podcast! Look forward to it every week. These two keep me cracking up and are the perfect balance. I go back and forth debating if I’m more of a Mattie or Poodle 😂
🥰😍🥰
I had no idea who lacking my life was before my friend introduced me to these two Queens! Funny, talented, educational and all the best compliments in grammar. Thank you two!!! 🥳🤗🪩✨
You two are wonderful!
Go queens go! I look forward to this podcast every week! I love the impersonations, the theatre, the drinking, the singing, everything. Even though I’m one of your younger listeners, I get all of the references. Thank you so much for giving me something to laugh at and not think about the hard times. And thank you for giving me so many great sayings!
Slaps me Happy!!
I need these men to slap me happy, awake, & keep me centered.
Justice for Mattie
I love the pod but dislike that Poodle gets 20 different corners and if Mattie tells one side story Poodle starts sighing and saying how no one is interested. As a listener I actually prefer southern stories and the random stuff Mattie talks about over another broadway or BB corner. It may just be Poodles personality but it’s unfair to speak down to your co-host yet ramble on about all your interests.
Chantal
Listen to this pod! Love the online presence review on the cast of The Family Chantal. That was a great idea.
Keep going queens.
Love you both, but maybe Mattie a little more. #redheadsunite
Love
My favorite podcast, love listening to everything!
Love!!!
Matty is THE BEST!!!! His stories crack me up and I love his laugh. I don’t even watch 90 Day anymore and I still listen for the banter. Southern Stories for days!!!!
Forty one minutes
Literally 41 minutes until they get to the show on one episode. They are hysterical and well versed when they stick to 90 days but I find their bum /STD/ pen-is shape/size /constant casual sex jokes /discussions to be over the top.. . During Covid they VILIFIED anyone who refused to Vax and wouldn’t allow un-vaxxed at their lives yet they’ve had the virus multiple times themselves .. They take great offense at a perceived slight of LGBQT+ but laugh hysterically at other’s disabilities like Chitis blindness “he didn’t see any of this” .
I CAN’T ANYMORE !
I started listening to you guys a couple years ago and you now you can’t stop talking about your sex lives every two minutes. I do enjoy the show when you talk about it and love hearing funny stories of your families.
Always makes me laugh
I love listening to Mattie and Poodle and could listen to them talk forever. There ADHD tangents are my favorite and I don’t event care about what show they are covering. I listen for the singing and southern stories!
Keep going Queens
Hilarious! Love Love Love 🫶🏽
My favorite show 🫶
Listening to this show is like catching up with friends who love the same trashy television as you. Their impressions are hysterical, the comedic timing is impeccable, and what actually keeps me hooked with this podcast is the anthropological and psychological lens that they have on these shows. I just love it so much. KGQ!
Keep going queens!!
Reality Gays is like a guilty pleasure that's not so guilty. Mattie and Poodle are the ultimate reality TV BFFs, dishing out all the tea with a side of sass. Their podcast is a must-listen for anyone who loves a good trash TV binge, but can't handle the drama all on their own. So sit back, relax, and let these queens serve up the shade and laughs you crave.
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Poodle loves underage boys too much
Get to it
Too much talking about everything but the actual show they are recapping. Sometimes it’s 30+ minutes before they get to the actual show. By then you only get 20 or so minutes of recap. It’s what keeps me from subscribing to their other content. The actual amount of show content you get is not worth it.