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Listener Reviews

Queens that tickle more than your pickle!
I am so glad that I found Mattie & Poodle. They keep it real, make you laugh out loud, and tell the best southern stories. I delight in their friendship and also when they read one another for filth. Y’all bring me JOY daily and tickle my soul. Love from Alabama Sissy Ashley. KGQ’s!!
Oklahoma!
I love your show! I’m a first generation Californian. My people are from Cement, Oklahoma! I love it there. I know Ardmore! I have relatives in Dill City too. The two of you are funny, brilliant, fabulous gays! Lord knows this sister has to have her gays! Be well. 7/3/23 - Can’t hear your guest hosts without putting my ear right at the speaker! Still a great show!
Its a state of mind
These two bring so much joy into my life. Home is not a place, its a state of mind ❤️💕
Keep going queens
🍆🐷. It’s a state of mind
Here for the laughs 💯
The $8 sub on supercast is 100% worth it. These guys will have you cracking up. But fr fr keep an open mind and enjoy. They will make your day even better than it is. I don’t even watch half of what they talk about but I’m here for the laughs. This straight dude is a sub for life. Not sure if they even read these but just in case they do… Thanks for the laughs guys. I appreciate all that you do 🤙🏽
I think you guys started the imprssions
And im suprised other podcaster followed it but nothing beats the best
Best podcast for trashy tv
LOVE this podcast! Look forward to it every week. These two keep me cracking up and are the perfect balance. I go back and forth debating if I’m more of a Mattie or Poodle 😂
King Haggard 🦄
Any podcast host that not only knows about The Last Unicorn but will sing “Man’s Road” on a episode… 10/10 would recommend. I like the random side talk the most because it’s when the funniest stuff happens like Aunt Peggy’s Lip, Sandy Duncan’s Glass Eye, Double It, Mother Poodle 🐩, and The Liz Claiborne Shoe Incident… delightful and heinously inappropriate.
Keep going Queens!
😉 Love it. But pleeease… the cough drop sounds!! 🙉🙊
Whoa
I normally consider myself a Mattie. Her southern stories and how she always sees the best in people. And the way she laughs without making any noise when she really finds something funny. But then Poodle brings up a Seinfeld reference after I was screaming “That’s a Seinfeld episode!!!” And her rendition of Gino saying “Jasmine” and “Panama” really brings joy to my heart. Guess Mattie and Poodle are me, and I am they. KEEP GOING QUEENS!!!
Love these Queens!!
I love these Queens so much! I try to save their podcast for my ride home from work because they always brighten my day.
Love them!
Love these guys! Keep going Queens!
RG=🤣
Every Reality Gays episode makes me laugh out loud! My favorite sections are Below Deck Theater and all the spontaneous, hilarious vocalization. I discovered the podcast through the Crappens guys and so happy I did! Love you guys♥️
Sit Down Jessica!
Absolute best podcast about cow patties and Juan Hanks! Keep going y’all! 😘
My kings
Love y’all so much and truly appreciate all the content y’all put out 🥹❤️
Love you guys
This is a great and entertaining podcast. I wish you would stop inserting disclaimers into everything you want to say. Just say it.
Keep going queens
Mattie and Poodle are the best. So funny and yet, they also manage to impart some solid life advice.
Bj tips
I remember them giving some tips to satisfy a partner in bedroom and YALL IT WORKED. Thank you!
Hilarious!
If you don’t like the fruits, stay out of the orchard!I however will continue to stay and enjoy…. KGQ ‼️🫶😁
So dang funny! So good!
So dang funny! So good! Here for Stacey & Darcy’s but joined Patreon for season 4 of Love as Blind and for …THE GIFT! Lol
Keep going Queens!🫶🏽
Hilarious! Love Love Love
Comfort Podcast! 💕😊
Reality Gays has become my comfort podcast! Cleaning the house — listening. Walking my dog — listening. Driving 20 minutes or 2 hours — you know I’m listening. Mattie and Poodle never fail to make me laugh, and give insightful, thoughtful opinions on reality TV. Just what I was looking for!!
Love love love
Listening to Matt and Jake is just like talking to my besties about my fav trash tv shows!! Keep going queens!!
The BEST. PERIODT.
This pair of queens are the podcast highlight of my day to day. They are not only hilarious but smart and insightful. Just the best.