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This podcast gives me life!
Keep going queens!

The screaming queens of my dreams!
Is it possible to be emotionally dependent on a podcast? Cause I’m deep in it ya’ll. I sing along with every gaydd musical interruption and my high school drama club President self feels seen again for the first time in years. These two are getting me through some tough times and I love them for it. Keep going queens!!!!

Absurdly funny
Quick witted humor delivered by sincerely likable hosts. Somehow Mattie and Poodle breakdown silly reality shows into insightful entertainment. Listening to this podcast is the favorite part of my week!! Keep it going y’all!!!

Keep going queens!
This is my go to podcast. Love you guys so much. Thanks for being you! Keep going queens!

Keep it going queens!
Thank y’all for providing so much laughter during this last year. 🙏🏻

The best
Keep going QUUEEEENS!

The sass!!
I love these guys! Keep it coming, y’all!!

Best podcast in the ENTIRE world!!!
By far the funniest podcast ever, Matt and Jake are two hilarious by nature guys who spread joy and laughs to all their listeners. They are natural entertainers!! Listening for over a year, stopped my Sirius subscription and listen to their podcast 2 hours a day on my commute. They have been a blessing during the pandemic, I know they will always bring a smile to my face. Keep going queens, this is for poodle because we all know how much he likes a review :)

HYSTERICAL
KEEP GOING QUEENS - I recently lost my dog unexpectedly, and the silence is absolutely crippling. Putting these queens on makes me not feel so alone. LOVE these two, thank you for being a reliable, loving, accepting light on the darkest of days.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Love this podcast. Perfect for a good laugh. May be too much for straight people. Keep going queens!!!

HILARIOUS A.F.
We have a portable Bluetooth speaker that we carry from room to room at home when we’re not road tripping in the car with our favorite queens. 90 Day isn’t complete for us without their analysis. M and P have brought laughter to challenging days, and while I don’t agree that Andrei is at all physically appealing, I think these two are fiendishly irresistible. #Addicted.

Hilarious AND insightful
As a big ole 90-Day fan I tuned into this and after 30 minutes was like, what is this nonsense?! Detours and ramblings about penises??? (And I’m from SF) When will they talk about the show?? And THEN I keep listening and laughing and I love the Southernness, the insights, the maniacal laughter, and, most of all, the spot-on analyses of of personality and relationships. It’s that perfect combo of hilarity and profundity.

I will watch any show these two cover
The perfect outlet for my trashy reality tv obsession. I don’t know what I’d do without them. Keep going Queens!

Obsessed with this show
Loving the $8 “cringe tier” 🤣🤣 KGQ!

KGQ
♥️♥️♥️♥️

Almost need incontinence pads
Y’all, I have been a loyal listener and gaytreon for over a year now. You two bring so much joy to my life! I work on the road and I love it because I get to listen to y’all all day between nurse visits. I also have time to re-listen to old episodes like Before the 90 days, season 2, all the darcy and Jessie recaps and, my other favorites are the LALU Shaun and destinie ones (i’m not really on any social me-djus) and the Dylan, heather, and aunt Diane ones (Get in the CAR DYLAN!!!). I don’t recommend listening to any of those with a full bladder while driving as I often have to do 🤣🤣 I especially love when y’all make each other laugh. Poodle, you have the cutest laugh. Keep going queens!!!

Best podcast ever!
I really enjoy these guys, I feel like they are my friends! Too bad I don’t have anyone in my life as invested in trash tv as I am, I had to find Matty and Poodle. I wish they would cover more shows, they really talk about each episode in depth. My husband even enjoys listening and prefers their podcasts to the actual shows—-he would die before he admitted any interest in 90 Day Fiancé or Love after Lockup.

Cannot function without these two
You two are perfection. That’s it.

LOVE
So happy to find a TLC recap podcast and then some. These two are so hilarious. I love the different songs they come up with and scenes they recreate.

These queens Never disappoint....
I feel like these two are my BFF's and when talking about situations from the show, I will always say "my friends blah blah blah" Actually, I think I know them more intimately than some of my friends in the physical world. Can't wait for a live show! So honest ( too honest?) and authentic ( overused term-- but very true) The musical entertainment is priceless... ❤️your Marie

Review
Always a guaranteed laugh! Carried me thru the ups and downs of the pandemic

Hysterical!
Been one of my favorites for awhile now. Keeps me giggling! Keep going queens!

Here for it
Hilarious show! Always entertaining and sometimes great life lessons

Love these two with my whole ❤️
I laugh and learn with these two. They have the best skits/ theater and follow up with great therapy that is practical. I enjoy the singing, they have wonderful voices. Those of you ragging on Poodle, this podcast is not for you, especially the one that is put off by him pointing out white privilege I’m shocked you would listen to openly happy Queens. Now that Matt Matt, wowser what a hottie! I hope they don’t change a thing. I was a sissy when they were hoping to reach the 200 member mark, look at them now!! Also they are a very socially conscious show. Keep going Queens. The negative Nellies find another pod, there are plenty!!

Stop with unsolicited advice. Please.
I came for the recaps but the preaching about how to live your life is driving me insane. I love you guys, but please, reel it in. Don’t ever stop singing driving down the highway though, it’s a banger.

One of my favorite podcasts
Love the mix of reality show discussion mixed in with Southern humor, therapeutic advice, and musician insider humor. The hosts’ long-standing, genuine friendship adds another beloved element. Highly recommend! KGQ!

My favorite podcast!
Y’all just keep me laughing! Go queens!

Sincere and Hilarious
I’m just sitting here in the dog park laughing uncontrollably at these queens hilarious stories about their lives, their families and the reality guilty pleasures like 90 day Fiancé. They are a great alternative when my true crime podcasts are too intense and I need a laugh. I am absolutely loving bingeing all this amazing queer content!! 💙💚💛🧡❤️💜

Love you guys
Matty and Poodle have brought some much needed saltiness and hilarity to my life. I can’t get enough. When I’m feeling down, y’all’s antics bring a smile to my face, constantly making me laugh out loud. Keep goin’ Queens!