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My favorite
I’ve been listening to podcasts for going on a decade now, and I think the boys of reality gays are my favorite. Keep going queens!
Here for the laughs 💯
The $8 sub on supercast is 100% worth it. These guys will have you cracking up. But fr fr keep an open mind and enjoy. They will make your day even better than it is. I don’t even watch half of what they talk about but I’m here for the laughs. This straight dude is a sub for life
How have I only JUST found this podcast
It all started when daughter would have me sit down and watch random episodes of these reality shows and, as I would inwardly eyeroll, I end up getting hooked! Then she would move onto something else and wouldn’t watch these stupid shows with me anymore. After having no one to talk with about these shows, listening to you guys fills that sad little void; plus I swear you two remind me so much of my club buddies from back in the early 90s. Btw y’all the Patron app is definitely the way to go to find the different collections. Anyway thank you so much!!!
Serotonin Fix
I spend every morning with the boys, it’s like gossiping with your hens, in the best way. Y’all keep me going, Queens!
OMG
I didn’t even know I needed this podcast! I listen to other 90 Day Podcasts but I listened to the Marcus Parks guest episode and fell in love! I haven’t looked back since! This podcast scratches all my reality itches properly and I’m obsessed! Disappointed I just learned of this podcast.
Only 5 reviews???
We gotta bump those numbers up - those are rookie numbers! Love these two best friends that talk about all the beautiful garbage that is reality tv.
The Umms
Boys I love you dearly but lately the amount of umms/uhs has been brutal lately to the point I stop listening to episodes. Ahem Poodz. Specifically since his recent Covid bout. I’ve been a patron for years and it’s never been this frequent. Yes I know I can just not listen, I’ve loved listening for years and don’t want stop but often it’s every other word. I’m ready for the rage at me on the pod for the criticism. “Anyway” is creeping up there in usage too.
Hysterical
Wasn’t a fan at first… not gonna lie. I found you guys on another podcast favorite of mine, but you have since taken the top spot. NEVER MISS A PODCAST.. the voices, the commentary I’m always laughing.. even for shows I don’t watch.. I have to listen.. love you guys.. is it me or does the Karen voice sound like Mr. Huxtable 😂. Thanks for all of the laughs and recaps on our favorite shows.. keep em coming.
Reorganize content
Is it possible to split the different shows into different feeds or split out the bonus content from the free feed! It’s hard to find anything.
Sissy Joy!!
Gay, Straight, Old, Young, everyone in-between, climb on board for fun, laughter, tears & insightful banter. Never disappoints.
Get Reality Gay’d ASAP
Come for the 90 Day recaps, stay for the re-imagined show tunes and unrelated tangents. If you’re an eggplant sow, you will love getting reality gay’d anywhere, anytime, and sometimes when you least expect it.
Kissing your mother feet
I really enjoy listen to your podcast! Btw, about kissing your mother feet it’s not about Indonesian culture but Muslim religion in a different region of Indonesia.
Forbidden Love
Please read these couples for the complete idiots they are. So much content! Love you guys.🥰🫶
❤️
Love love love
Urgent!
Guys, please cover Forbidden Love. It's been a rough year. We need this.
Keep going queens!
Mattie and Poodle genuinely bring me so much joy! I started listening after they did a collaboration with I Think Not! And I have been hooked ever since. I’ve been catching up on all the past episodes and can honestly say every episode of the podcast is hilarious. Mattie and Poodle are both so funny while also providing insightful takes on even the trashiest of tv. Even if you haven’t seen the shows they recap, this podcast is 100% worth listening to.
Love you guys ❤️
I’m a Bravo watcher and I really miss you two recapping the couple Bravo shows you did. No matter, I missed your voices so much that I just started listening to anything you do that shows up on my feed and still very much enjoy it. Much love!
Simply the best! Better than all the rest! Love my Mattie and Poods.
Simply the best! Better than all the rest! Love my Mattie and Poods.
Hilarious
This podcast is hilarious and heartwarming :)
Keep going queens!!
Love the singing!
KGQ!
Keep going queens!
Keep going queens!!
Im obsessed! So funny, so adorable, so lovable ♥️♥️♥️♥️ Poodle and Mattie are legends! Chandelier screams forever!!!
Mattie and Poodle are the GOAT!
When asked what podcasts I recommend - Reality Gays is always at the top of the list! Aside from being incredibly funny, Jake and Matt are smart, kind, insightful, and amazing humans. Few people do podcasting and connecting with their audience as well as these queens do! KGQ!!! Ps: Matt - GOAT means greatest of all time :)
The best reward for the hard work of watching garbage tv
I had literally never seen a single episode of the 90 Day fiancé franchise until a few years ago when I noticed these two sexy gentlemen with the most angelic voices, Mattie and Poodle, collabing on the regular with my Ronnie and Ben from Watch What Crappens, such as in the Golden Crappies and the annual Christmas Special recaps. When I tell you I FURIOUSLY BINGED all the 90 day franchise over the summer of 2022 JUST so I could keep up with Reality Gays… they truly are the dessert after a hard day’s work. Watching the tv show IS the homework I suffer through just so that I can relax afterwards and enjoy my “stories” with Mattie and Poodle. And not for nothing, but I hope the annual Crappens Christmas collab never ends because after being witness to it in real time every year this far, I now honestly believe it cannot be Christmas UNTIL that pops up in my feed. “We’re the ladies of the 80’s….”
Keep going queens!
Two of the funniest and most clever podcast hosts out there. They make treasure out of trash tv and keep me laughing. Can’t recommend this podcast enough!
Love this show!
Always look forward to new episodes. Such a great show! 🫶
Keep Going Queens!
Been listening to the queens for four years and they have been such a comforting staple in my life. Thank you for all the lightness you bring to the world - it’s much needed and we thank you! - Portland Sissy!
IM HOLLERIN😭😭😭😭 Finally a good one!
Just got put on to this and best rn : “there are a lot of people who are not in any way attracted to the same sex.” “I don't understand that. Doesn't make sense to me.” deadddd 😭😭😭💀💀💀 please keep up this good work 🩷🩷🩷