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Where do I start? Funfetti cakes? Chicken Jenny? The Shaeda freedom bus? Matt and Jake make me laugh so hard. But I must mention Poodle’s singing voice is incredibly beautiful, particularly at the live show’s closing song. Makes me forgive him for Broadway Corner.

Appetizer Justice 🫡

It’s so uplifting during a bad day to hear these two giggle, lightly bicker and recap the best of the best reality TV. I personally LOVE the Oklahoma stories and side tangents because it feels so organic. It makes it feel so much more like two friends just visiting. It’s explicit sure, but good lord there’s worse things to get riled up about nowadays lol just have fun! Side note: as an astrologer, hearing that Poodle evenly distributes the appetizers and gets upset if a person doesn’t accept their share is SO LIBRA I’M WHEEZING 🤣🤣💜💜 never change y’all, I am so happy this exists!

Quail Springs Mall!!!

I can’t believe I JUST found Mattie and Poodle! It’s so unbelievably rare to find people who put thought and work into being funny to succeed with 100% accuracy. I am beyond excited to spend my moments on this earth straight up devouring back episodes. About to hit their website in hopes of finding ridiculous merch!


Love this podcast so much that I had to join their Patreon. I love their hilarious takes on all my favorite TLC and Bravo shows. I made my mom listen to their recap of Smothered on a long car ride to one of her many doctors appointments. We laughed so hard the entire time which is just what she needed during a difficult time in her life.

A true LOL podcast

Mattie and Poodle you are national treasures. Love your takes on Below Deck episodes. Your Girth Boat sea shanty had me doubled over cackling like a hyena on my run. I’m going to start watching more reality tv just to be able to listen to more of your episodes.

Lowered Expectations

Poodle, I was not prepared for that Mad TV reference on a Wednesday! Thank you, love you both!!


I love listening to Mattie & Poodle! The 90 Day Fiancé recaps are amazing. I always love hearing their takes. It’s so fun to listen to two friends talk about something they love.

Feels like we’re friends.

I like you both a lot. Great banter.

Spit Take

These two boys are FUNNY! I’m getting all their podcasts. Plus, I want to to say I knew them before they took over the world! Keep goin’ Queens PS: I love when you sing your Happy Days song

Really poodle????

I’ve made it almost a week without finding out who won big brother and of course you had to do that to me!!!!! LOL aloha. Love you guys though hilarious.


The cheapest therapy out there. Between the queens and the sissy squad, I don’t know where I would be without them. KEEP GOING QUEENS!! I feel bad for people who haven’t found this podcast yet. Join the Sissy Squad on FB. We have fun in there!!!!!


Whenever I’m having a bad day, these two brighten it right up!!

So much fun

The hosts are entertainers and provide a funny yet insightful review of our fave trash tv. Great analysis without being preachy. Many of the other reality podcasters sound miserable and hate the show and audience.

Just love them

Makes me giggle every time I listen 🤓

I ❤️ Mattie & Poodle!

When I need a lift, I just turn on my podcast bff's! So funny, & just the right amount of shade & snark! Love me some Reality Gays! 😘

Chefs Sissy Kisses!!

I don’t think I could do a day without my reality gays!!!! My friends they just don’t know me yet 😊

After dark

Keep it! Love love love it!!!! Stop resisting 🤣😂

It’s not for everyone (but perfect for me!)

Hysterical, profane, but also insightful, Mattie and Poodle are a delight and a proven pick-me-up during stressful times.

Keep it going, Queens!

I can’t wait for the Chicago Live show!!!

Crying laughing!

OMG the opening monologue of “Wine Im-Paring” had me laughing out loud so obnoxiously, I had to pretend to be on the phone with someone so nobody thought I was insane laughing so hard to myself 😂


I enjoy their take so much! Always hilarious!

These guys are HILARIOUS!

I LOVE their shows and I don’t know how they find the time to put out so much good content every week. We’re always getting raw-dogged with hilariousness! Live show was a blast. KGQ!

Just perfect!

Fantastic work guys!

Amazing podcast!

Fun, fresh, and keeps you on your toes! These two bring you into their friendship and the world of reality TV with such ease and hilarity.

Y’all are sick

I love it- BUT, what I don’t love is Jake’s preaching and speaking in a matter of a fact way. Even his tone sounds like he’s so sure of himself. I know that Matty does not care at all, but I feel uncomfortable when Jake shoots him down. In the recent tell all episode Jake accused Matty of being crazy when he was not even getting off track and it was just rude. I don’t know why he loves to always shoot people down and act like he’s right.

Funny and Smart

Reality Gays is the first podcast I open when I get to work each day - it's hilarioius and puts me in a great mood that really makes the day fly by. I've listened to a lot of reality TV recap podcasts, and this is by far the best. Matt and Jake take the time to prepare each episode. It's spontaneous enough to be really funny, but structured enough to be consistent - and I really appreciate the hard work they're clearly putting into it. Right now I'm watching the 90-Day Fiance episodes, but they recently got me into the Below Decks franchise - I'd follow you guys anywhere!

We’ve only met on my phone but…

After a couple years of listening—and waiting this long to lock in a rating/review—I’m officially ride or die with Reality Gays. As a prior reviewer said, the ending song for the live shows is everything. It’s just like Matt and Jake and the perfect doses of vinegar and humor and love that they are. That’s this show for me. Thank you and… Keep. 👏 Going. 👏 Queens. 👏

Love all the Below Deck

Hilarious!! Started watching Summer House to be able to enjoy another recap!


I genuinely tear up and get goosebumps at the ending song of every live show.