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Sit Down Jessica!
Absolute best podcast about cow patties and Juan Hanks! Keep going y’all! 😘

My kings
Love y’all so much and truly appreciate all the content y’all put out 🥹❤️

Love you guys
This is a great and entertaining podcast. I wish you would stop inserting disclaimers into everything you want to say. Just say it.

Keep going queens
Mattie and Poodle are the best. So funny and yet, they also manage to impart some solid life advice.

Bj tips
I remember them giving some tips to satisfy a partner in bedroom and YALL IT WORKED. Thank you!

Hilarious!
If you don’t like the fruits, stay out of the orchard! I however will continue to stay and enjoy…. KGQ ‼️🫶😁

So dang funny! So good!
So dang funny! So good! Here for Stacey & Darcy’s but joined Patreon for season 4 of Love as Blind and for …THE GIFT! Lol

Keep going Queens!🫶🏽
Hilarious! Love Love Love

Comfort Podcast! 💕😊
Reality Gays has become my comfort podcast! Cleaning the house — listening. Walking my dog — listening. Driving 20 minutes or 2 hours — you know I’m listening. Mattie and Poodle never fail to make me laugh, and give insightful, thoughtful opinions on reality TV. Just what I was looking for!!

Love love love
Listening to Matt and Jake is just like talking to my besties about my fav trash tv shows!! Keep going queens!!

The BEST. PERIODT.
This pair of queens are the podcast highlight of my day to day. They are not only hilarious but smart and insightful. Just the best.

Keep going, Queens!
I don’t even watch most of the shows that they recap, but I’ll listen to anything Matty and Poodle put out! Love them!

SKIN TO SKIN
I love Mattie and Poodle. They have made laugh out loud on many days that I truly needed it. There impressions of people are amazing - either you get it or you don’t. Love the broadway corner bc I haven’t gone to a show in years and enjoy hearing about it. This is not a kids show at all so if you’re offended easily about sex than well just fast forward. Announcements are often too long but I just forward! It’s free entertainment that I am truly grateful for, keep it up guys!

Woke libtards lecture to audience
Two gay men brag about how many guys they bang for 30 minutes. When they remember to stop they recap reality TV shows. Some guy named Poodle lectures the audience on relationships and kids. Meanwhile he is Grindr’s best customer and hates children. I think he is the only person that uses the term “person of size” like it’s something that non leftist radicals don’t make fun of all the time. Another guy named Mattie tells severely long stories about his Southern Family. He will never take a straight man’s side in a fight due to his heterophobia. I like when he calls people colonizers and trashes America like he would ever move out of country. They are funny together. I like it.

Just the best
Not only do they deliver hilarious content, they are so punctual. On top of travel and tour dates they always deliver their episodes so prompt and as promised! Do yourself a favor and buy the patreon and binge old episodes as well! Although If you don’t, they’re the only podcast that makes me laugh with their ads as well. Thank you Matt and Poodle!

So dang funny! So good!
So dang funny! So good! Here for Stacey & Darcy’s!

Entertaining! Addictive fun!
Poodle and Mattie are multi talented! Good times!

Keep goin’
Reality Gays continues to bring the humor week after week. I find myself listening to them, even if they are covering a show I don’t watch (HEA). They are the foremost experts on Darcey and Stacy, and I am here for it. Love you guys!

Y’all!
Absolutely love y’all.

KGQ!
I listen to Mattie & Poodle on my daily walk around my neighborhood. I’m cackling out loud at their stories and recaps of these crazy shows. Two requests: 1. Please limit announcements to less than 5 minutes and 2. Please dedicate one episode to the great songs you sing (especially Girth Train). Keep Going Queens! ❤️

A Straight Guy’s Review
I’m in the very small minority of straight guys who a) watch a lot of 90 Day and b) listen to Mattie and Poodle. I’m also a huge music theatre nerd so I love how they incorporate singing in their podcast. This is like a hard x version of SNLs NPRs Delicious Dish. Love it.

My favorite podcasters
Hilarious. Makes me laugh daily. Thank you!!

OBSESSED
I found this podcast looking for 90 day fiance related stuff, and now I am absolutely obsessed!!! Started watching love is blind season 4 just so I could listen to their takes on it and will probably start watching some of the other shows they cover just to listen to them. They are HILARIOUS. I truly just laugh the whole time…best parts of my day ❤️

Hilarious
If you offend easily, this is not for you. I love these two so much I don’t even watch everything they talk about, but I still listen because their banter makes me laugh, I’m only sad when I’m out of content which is rare, these guys give me something to listen to every day! Love this pod!

Essential
You need these amazing people in your life! I need them every day and I’m so glad they are there. So funny, so cultured. One thing: Poodle, can you please be nicer to Mattie? Lol. I know you have a “bad cop, good cop” thing going on but just be a little nicer to him ok? Love you both!

Omg hysterical
Absolutely laughing so hard at the recent imitation of the "henchman" reenactment on love is blind!! so so funny! You are both treasures. Thank you so much for all the great laughs.!!

High/Low
Beautifully done. Unsophisticated content through a humorous sophisticated lense.

A Reality Laugh
Love the content and engagement of Mattie and Poodle. Not sure when I caught on but glad I’m on for the ride. I’ve had to go back to the beginning and loving every minute. I appreciate the societal and informational content as well as the laughs. As a southern Catholic boy myself, thanks for the Texas references and spontaneous hymns Mattie, add The Summons or Beautiful Things to your repertoire. And clearly y’all ain’t going high enough since my dog hasn’t howled when you hit the high notes (disclaimer: I may lower the volume just in case). Shout out if I made the 5K review. BTW - not sure what y’all called it but the podcast went from my AirPods to the car at Discount Tire in the middle of an episode, can’t recall what they heard. #sorrynotsorry 🤷🏽‍♂️ #keepgoingqueens

I’m a patron and I would pay more
Mattie and Poodle are the best reality TV podcasters in the game.

Road trip with Mattie & Poodle
LOVE this show! Listened for an entire 8 hour road trip, replayed recent & older episodes- yes I’m obsessed! Always funny, Matt & Poodle never disappoint!