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Love you Queens

I can’t recommend this podcast enough, these boys are keeping me going every week. If you need a good laugh, and love trash TV, this is the podcast for you!

Keep going kween

Literally my fave part of my week. I burst out laughing in every episode, you don’t even need to watch the shows to enjoy the podcast. I love you poodle and Matty ❤️


These two make my commute to work actually enjoyable! They make me laugh without fail and I don’t even care that I’m the crazy person sitting in traffic laughing. KGQ 💜💜💜

Laugh until I cry

So, I don’t know if y’all noticed, but the last 2 years sucked. I found Matty and Poodle through A Date With Dateline and my life has been better for it. They’ve saved me during COVID! On top of the amazing recaps we get Mother Poodle stories, Matty reminiscing about childhood in Oklahoma, and so much musical theatre. It’s everything. This podcast is is the auditory equivalent to Prozac (or maybe lithium).I hope they never leave us.


There is nothing better than Matty and Poodz. I love this show so much. They are hilarious.


These boys bring so much laughter to my life! Love you!


First of all, I have been listening since the day 90 day cray cray recommend this podcast. I haven’t written a review because I would not admit listening to this podcast to anyone. This podcast is so nasty that I would be embarrassed to let anyone know I listened to it, but here is the deal... I have listened to everything these 2 have put out, (see everything seems dirty) and they have given me so much personal enjoyment (see it seems naughty again) I don’t even watch or care about half the shows they talk about, doesn’t matter it is just so enjoyable to sit in and listen to Matt (seems sweet, probably isn’t) and Poodle (not sweet and kind of stuck up) shoot the breeze. I could just sit on the sidelines and listen to them all day and their mother’s are treasures. Now BE careful! It is like crack, first you gobble up the free content, then you step your toe into subscribing as a Patreon (are you kidding! Who pays for content when there is so much free stuff out there) next thing I know I bumping up to the $8 tier and who knows before how long I go all the way!(again, naughty) don’t listen with anyone in the car, walking near you or at the drive up because guaranteed something inappropriate will be said at that moment and you will be embarrassed. Please don’t stop providing my guiltiest pleasure. AND THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER!!!!

Love the guys. Funny stuff.

Highlight of my week I need my Gays to get me thru!!!! Love these guys. Funny stuff! Great voices too. Keep it going Queens!!!

Delightfully chaotic

Stick with it newbies. It’s might be a lot at first, but you get into the rhythm quite quickly. The guys go from discussions of bukakk3 to heart felt analysis of trauma responses in an incredibly deft ways.


Y’all have kept me going and laughing in the worst and the best of times. Cannot thank y’all enough yalls humor is excellent. 💖💖💖💖

This podcast is the enrichment that every 90DF fan needs.

I would pay good money to sit in Matt or Jake’s living room and watch 90DF with them. I would even bring the box wine.

Love these queens

Mattie and poodle are amazing! So hilarious and make the show watchable, I wouldn’t watch without these show recaps. KGQ!!!


I'll listen to this duo even if I haven't watched the show they're reviewing; my new obsession!

Love love love

Love! My fav part is their laughs. It's infectious! And I love all the content! Thank you guys!


Thank you Crappens! Absolutely loving this duo!💜💜💜


Thank you Ronnie and Ben for introducing me to Reality Gays - I love the silliness mixed with light bulb moment sharp analysis on why these people we watch on TV are in their predicaments. Please consider discussing Real Housewives of Miami season 4.

Hilarious & heart-warming

I love these queens! Mattie and Poodle are true gems and I cannot get enough of their recaps, hot takes, and southern stories. They keep me laughing, and listening to their friendship and the love they have for their listeners feels like a warm hug. Keep going queens!


Do more bravo please!!!


I’ve heard of this podcast from several other reality tv podcasters and I’m so glad I decided to finally listen. I’ve been in tears for the past two hours as I start from the beginning and binge their episodes. KEEP GOING QUEENS!!! Love from the Pacific Northwest Update from 12/2021: Matty and Poodle, y’all have kept me sane for nearly two years of Covid and your spectacular episodes have become a fixture in mine and my partner’s daily life.

Keep going queens!

I came for the 90 Day content but stayed for the obscure references and recommendations to watch other horrible reality tv shows.


I started listening because I was watching shows (90DF et al; Love/Life After Lockup) I loved so much I wanted to hear people talk about them. And I began to love Mattie and Poodle so much that I started watching shows that they talked about so I could listen to them some more. Thank you, Smothered. $&*% you, Extreme Sisters. My eyes and soggy brain are trash cans for TLC filth. My ears are vacuums for my Reality Gays. Thank you for the laughs and giggles, and for noticing all the little details I notice too. Keep going, Queens!!

Mr. D. Swaggins, Esquire

I have been a devoted listener to Mattie and Poodle for over two years now… and it’s amazing to see them grow their podcast in such a tremendous way! I will see you two (and hopefully Mr. Swaggins himself) at the Portland show! KEEP GOING QUEENS—- You are LOVED and appreciated, and all of your hard work, and the funny and thoughtful content you produce touches people’s lives. It certainly has touched mine. I have been struggling with severe Postpartum depression, anxiety, and PTSD in recent months, and having your podcast on in the background brings me immense comfort… I look forward to each of your podcasts all week!!

The best!!!! Love ya’ll!

The best two podcasters on earth!

It’s a journey...

I began my journey perhaps a year ago. Imagine me, a middle aged lady raising my kids and looking for something to drown out the whining. A Date with Dateline gals mentioned this podcast, so I downloaded to listen... I pressed play on the first episode and OH. MY. GOD. The vulgarity! The vivid descriptions of various acts! The voices of every body part you would never want to imagine! The absolute horror I felt was overwhelming and I quickly pressed stop. The next day decided to give them ONE more try... So, it turns out I am an ultimate 🍆🐷, have listened to every episode past and present, am a Patreon, have tickets to their next live show and am a proud, active member of the Sissy Squad. I love me some Matty and Poodle!!! Most fun you’ll ever have listening to a podcast! KEEP GOING QUEENS!!!!!!


I ❤️ you my Queens. I was putting up my Christmas tree while watching TOW & listening to both of your point of views of what I was watching. A chicken had to buy a cow to be able to marry a donkey. Keep going Queens.

Love them

I love this show and I adore Mattie and Poodle, especially since they’re southern boys! The souther stories always make me laugh and I listen to the eps even when I don’t watch the shows. But Poodle is so mean to Mattie, it’s absolutely uncomfortable to listen to sometimes


100000/10 stars always. But what happened to the season wrap up songs you used to do? This had me in tears!!!

They give me life!!!

KEEP GOING QUEENS! I love y’all!

Blow this podcast up

Omg why is this not a top podcast? I have not stopped laughing. PLEASE MAKE MORE YT VIDEOS!!!

If you love eggplants, this is for you!

Best podcast ever! Flew across the country just to see Matty and Poodle live, and it was beyond worth it. They make me shake my head, slap my knee, and gasp in shock with hilarious takes on more than I needed to know. Do yourself a service and subscribe to this gem. KEEP GOING QUEENS!