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How did I not find this sooner?!
I have an embarrassing number of reality recap podcasts in my library, but this one just shot straight to the top. These guys are hysterical. I just laughed so hard I cried, until I straight up sobbed over the latest home health update. Can’t get enough. Love you two!
The best!
These guys are so funny and personable I could listen to them talk all day, love love!!
Keep going queens!
This podcast is so funny and gives amazing commentary! A welcome reprieve from all the bad news in the world!
Y’all!
Absolutely love and adore y’all. Y’all made me laugh so hard today! Thank y’a! I sooo need the laughter in my life right now. 😘
Jen
I’m so happy I found you guys!! I love listening to your show. Best podcast ever Keep it up!!!
Hilarious!
Keep going Queens!
Hysterical
I love these guys- they never fail to make me laugh out loud, no matter what show they are recapping.
Love these two
What’s better than looking like a lunatic cackling to yourself on walks or in the grocery store?? This two wackadoos keep me cracking up every day and I love them so much for it!!
My Fav Podcast OKrrrrrrrrrr 😉
I look forward to listening to Mattie & Poodle during my commute time everyday! They keep me laughing and lift me up before getting to work and on the way home. I LOVE the southern stories and can totally relate! Keep up the good work 😘
Can’t get enough
Keep going queens!!!!
Love luv lervvv
Keep going QUEENS!!!! Ps I can only finish a milkshake when I’m stoned and legitimately forget what I’m doing
Hysterical!
Love these guys so much. My funny company on runs, while getting ready, in my car- the best!
KGQ
Keep going queens!!
Brings me happiness and makes me laugh
These two make me laugh and are filthy and sex positive! Having a bad day, put on Poodle and Jake and prepare to have that frown turned upside down. I even love their 10 min announcements before each show breakdown because it gives me more time to enjoy their banter. I even listen to them recap shows I don't like because I enjoy their GayDD. Keeps going queens.
Love
I listen to a lot of reality tv podcasts but you guys kill it in a way many others are lacking. Your insight as a therapist and life coach are fascinating and inspiring and I find myself hanging on every word. Oh and you are hilarious and beautiful singers!!
KGQ!!
LOVE the podcast. Amazing, I could listen to them talk about paint drying & enjoy it. Facebook group is not as great as they claim. I was mom-shamed pretty hard in there and the moderators didn’t care.
Favorite podcast
This podcast always puts me in a good mood! :)
Drinks
When I listen to you two I feel like we are at a swanky hotel drinking cocktails and you are telling a story. You make me feel as if I am a part of your social circle. I love listening to you and look forward to it every week. Thanks for making me feel welcomed when at times I don’t feel it. Keep it up QUEENS!!
Devotee
I have waited a while before I wrote this review. Just didn’t quite know what I wanted to say because I am overwhelmed at times by your choice of words. But I realize that I love you both unconditionally. I look forward to each new episode and I really do laugh and smile. Your musical parodies are the best! Your family stories are so much better than program you are recapping . Most of all it’s your friendship I love most. Thank you for doing episodes even though you have a lot going on in your personal lives. You all are so good I don’t watch any of these shows anymore,I would rather listen to your take on the “lonely hearts”. Thank you. Jan in Austin. The unconditional part is because I have accepted you will say anything and I still listen!
All the stars!
I want to give y’all all of the stars in the universe! Love, love, love your podcast!
Kgk
Keep going queens!
Keep Going Queens!
I find myself laughing out loud at work often listening to these two! They say what we all are thinking when watching these shows! It’s a must listen!!
Great!!
Love Poodle and Matt! Funny, sassy, and I always learn a lot from them! ;) Keep going queens!