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Listener Reviews

OMG the best!!
You will not be disappointed with these guys! They are hilarious, vulgar and sweet at the same time. They make my day every time. If you aren’t subscribed you’re missing out!
Love Mattie and Poodle!
I was introduced to these guys through Watch What Crappens and was instantly hooked! Reality Gays has become one of my very favorite podcasts for reality show recaps! They make me laugh so hard and keep my endorphins flowing! 😂
Below deck
Just so you know per production interview the guests get the below deck trip for freethey just have to leave the tip because it’s being filmed by bravo they don’t have to pay for the yacht they just pay the tip that’s why the tips are so great!!!Just a little inside insideGo queens go🙌
Love me some nautical queens!
Here for the Below Deck recaps! 💕
Part of the rotation
Came for the Giggly Squad interview and debrief, stayed for the recaps of other Bravo shows. This podcast is gonna be big
Hilarious
Love you both for all the laughs and genuinely good moments of insight mixed in. So much fun and something new all the time, started watching below deck thank you y’all LOVE it!
How did I not find this sooner?!
I have an embarrassing number of reality recap podcasts in my library, but this one just shot straight to the top. These guys are hysterical. I just laughed so hard I cried, until I straight up sobbed over the latest home health update. Can’t get enough. Love you two!
The best!
These guys are so funny and personable I could listen to them talk all day, love love!!
Keep going queens!
This podcast is so funny and gives amazing commentary! A welcome reprieve from all the bad news in the world!
Y’all!
Absolutely love and adore y’all.Y’all made me laugh so hard today!Thank y’a! I sooo need the laughter in my life right now. 😘
Jen
I’m so happy I found you guys!! I love listening to your show. Best podcast ever Keep it up!!!
Hilarious!
Keep going Queens!
Hysterical
I love these guys- they never fail to make me laugh out loud, no matter what show they are recapping.
Love these two
What’s better than looking like a lunatic cackling to yourself on walks or in the grocery store?? This two wackadoos keep me cracking up every day and I love them so much for it!!
My Fav Podcast OKrrrrrrrrrr 😉
I look forward to listening to Mattie & Poodle during my commute time everyday! They keep me laughing and lift me up before getting to work and on the way home. I LOVE the southern stories and can totally relate! Keep up the good work 😘
Can’t get enough
Keep going queens!!!!
Love luv lervvv
Keep going QUEENS!!!!Ps I can only finish a milkshake when I’m stoned and legitimately forget what I’m doing
Hysterical!
Love these guys so much. My funny company on runs, while getting ready, in my car- the best!
KGQ
Keep going queens!!
Brings me happiness and makes me laugh
These two make me laugh and are filthy and sex positive! Having a bad day, put on Poodle and Jake and prepare to have that frown turned upside down. I even love their 10 min announcements before each show breakdown because it gives me more time to enjoy their banter. I even listen to them recap shows I don't like because I enjoy their GayDD. Keeps going queens.
Love
I listen to a lot of reality tv podcasts but you guys kill it in a way many others are lacking. Your insight as a therapist and life coach are fascinating and inspiring and I find myself hanging on every word. Oh and you are hilarious and beautiful singers!!
KGQ!!
LOVE the podcast. Amazing, I could listen to them talk about paint drying & enjoy it.Facebook group is not as great as they claim. I was mom-shamed pretty hard in there and the moderators didn’t care.
Favorite podcast
This podcast always puts me in a good mood! :)
Drinks
When I listen to you two I feel like we are at a swanky hotel drinking cocktails and you are telling a story. You make me feel as if I am a part of your social circle. I love listening to you and look forward to it every week. Thanks for making me feel welcomed when at times I don’t feel it. Keep it up QUEENS!!