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Listener Reviews

Devotee
I have waited a while before I wrote this review. Just didn’t quite know what I wanted to say because I am overwhelmed at times by your choice of words. But I realize that I love you both unconditionally. I look forward to each new episode and I really do laugh and smile. Your musical parodies are the best! Your family stories are so much better than program you are recapping . Most of all it’s your friendship I love most. Thank you for doing episodes even though you have a lot going on in your personal lives. You all are so good I don’t watch any of these shows anymore,I would rather listen to your take on the “lonely hearts”. Thank you. Jan in Austin. The unconditional part is because I have accepted you will say anything and I still listen!
All the stars!
I want to give y’all all of the stars in the universe! Love, love, love your podcast!
Kgk
Keep going queens!
Keep Going Queens!
I find myself laughing out loud at work often listening to these two! They say what we all are thinking when watching these shows! It’s a must listen!!
Great!!
Love Poodle and Matt! Funny, sassy, and I always learn a lot from them! ;) Keep going queens!
KGQ
This is officially the only podcast I’m in love with!!! Bring me ALL the cuss words and ALL the nasty. I’m grown and I’m here for ALL of it 🥰
Love these queens
I laugh through throughout each episode. Love listening!
Great Podcast!
Keep going queens ♥️♥️
Cringe Tears 🤣
Matt and Poodle sucked me in with their hilariously colorful recaps of 90DF and now I’m hooked! The amount of content they put out is amazing and the laughs are constant. I started watching other shows they cover just to hear their takes - and I have no regrets. WARNING: listen long enough and you’ll find yourself singing the themes songs… mama Mia here I go again… and repeating the same, SAME jokes.Keep going queens!
I love these queens
I love these queens more than shoulders mcgee loves an off the shoulder floral top. More than porn granny loves to smack her lips and offer a check. More than Angela loves to scream MiCHAel into a phone. More than Andrew loves to gaslight. More than Darcy loves to show off her boobs (which is a lot). Long story short, these queens brighten my day and often teach me things I never knew most of which I never wanted to know. I recommend ear buds only and solo car rides for this podcast but god is it funny. Go ahead queens and keep being awesome.
KGQ
These queens make me smile even through the darkest of times. I literally laugh out loud every time I listen. I’m currently studying for the bar exam and listening to old episodes of this show is the best reprieve in the world. I never thought I’d pay $8 a month to listen to people recapping reality TV but it’s worth every penny. Poodle with his snarky quips reminds me a LOT of myself and Matt would basically be my ideal best friend… I love their dynamic. Keep going queens!!!!PS - the sMothered episode where they do numerous Smothered Theatre segments with Mary and Brittanni had me on the FLOOR I thought my landlord was gonna come check on me
KEEP GOING QUEENS
Love my Matty & Poodle! I’m a faithful listener since the beginning! Love hearing their takes on my fave reality shows. It’s like hanging out w my friends every week!! Love y’all and all your hilarious songs and characters… even love your sad southern stories! 🥰KEEP GOING QUEENS 👑 ❤️
Keep going queens!
Cringe Tier love ✌🏼
Keep going queens!!
Love you guys and your show - keep up the good work! :)
Love these guys
Keep going queens
Wonderful!
I’ve recently been struggling with anxiety feeling low and poor self esteem. Your podcast helps me reset and just laugh and brings me joy. God bless your silly catchphrases and characters like moneybags, Carl’s wife etc. keep going Queens. Lots of love from WI.
My favorite podcast
I love listing to you guys, poodles mama jovi impersonation cracks me up !
KGQ!
KGQ!
Amazing
Mattie and Poodle say everything I’m thinking about these hot messes of human beings. It feels like I’m having a (very one sided) conversation with friends about the episode. They read these lonely hearts for absolute filth, and I LOVE it. Keep. Going. Queens.
These Two ROCK
As a reality tv queer binge watcher, I must say- these two are incredible with how funny and in depth they are. 100% worth the subscribe and listen. I CANT STOP BINGING THESE EPISODES AHHH
This podcast gives me life!
Keep going queens!
The screaming queens of my dreams!
Is it possible to be emotionally dependent on a podcast? Cause I’m deep in it ya’ll. I sing along with every gaydd musical interruption and my high school drama club President self feels seen again for the first time in years. These two are getting me through some tough times and I love them for it. Keep going queens!!!!
Absurdly funny
Quick witted humor delivered by sincerely likable hosts. Somehow Mattie and Poodle breakdown silly reality shows into insightful entertainment. Listening to this podcast is the favorite part of my week!! Keep it going y’all!!!